We ended up in this small town of Pannal completely by accident. Cady and I purchased a discounted train ticket that allowed 2 people to travel anywhere within West Yorkshire for 11 pounds which is way cheaper than the normal ticket. Unfortunately we didn't read the fine print where it states that our intended destination, the city of Harrogate, is not included. So, long story short, they kicked us off the train. Actually "they" meaning the conductor who was quite polite. He said, "You need to get off the train." So, we ended up in Pannal. And we are still trying to get out of this hell hole. If anyone is reading this please send help!
Just kidding. We got out of there safe. Just in time too, because while we waited for our return train (at the local pub of course) we did some research on this quaint unassuming suburb. It turns out the only thing they are known for is a yearly pantomime festival. Yes, pantomime as in miming. Lucky for us, we just missed it as it was a few weeks earlier. We could tell it was a wild one though because there was still a guy pushing an invisible broom in the parking lot. I don't know anyone who likes mimes. I can't stand them. Oh no! You're trapped? Then let me help you out of that invisible box... WITH MY FIST! I wonder what a pantomime trip to the hospital looks like.
Darrick, funny that you should mention sending help because in your Ireland post, I noticed the first three words irregularly capitalized spelled out "END"...did you do that on purpose? When I read it, my inner Lassie/conspiracy theorist came out and was like, "uh oh, what if Darrick and Cady are in trouble!"....until I read the rest of the post and realized I am lame.
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