Where are we?

England is not like the United States at all.  For Example, they still have Blockbuster here! Unreal! And their Costco has a tire center but it's spelled Tyre Center!  Outragous!  Also there is only one Starbucks in the entire shopping plaza!  What!?  Oh, and look at this.  They're Burger King and McDonald's are right next to each other!  I mean, Who does that?!  And Ikea, they don't carry the Sjöåfkthöåggståddt end table, they only have the Zgréfftånstdnéöthugt one!  It's like we are living in The Twilight Zone over here!